Mass Cast 31
February 18th, 2007
Welcome back from the Phillipines, SMP! And welcome back previous guests Amber and Dunderwerks (aka Dave 420)!
Mass Cast 30
February 18th, 2007
Sir Mildred Pierce is still on holiday. The guests include Ghost (of “The Guest Spot” and the band Charileg) and Vxid (aka. Chuck, Chuckie, Charles, Vicksid, Void, Chukrock, etc.).
Mass Cast 29 - The All-E_B_A Show
January 29th, 2007
This episode features nothing but music produced by or featuring E_B_A.
Our guest is Amber (welcome back!) and she comments on the songs and shares a bit of her soul.
Mass Cast 28
January 22nd, 2007
Mostly featuring Steffanie and her exciting world of stuff. Yeah. I said stuff.
Mass Cast 27 - Out Takes!
January 21st, 2007
Featuring Dave420 and a host of out-takes… perhaps too many.
Mass Cast 26
January 20th, 2007
Mass Cast 25
December 17th, 2006
Snoop Toddy Todd, Kori, Marshall, and Jay.
“Carol Of The Bells” by Trans Siberian Orchestra
Movie Reviews for Movies We’ve Never Seen: The Holidays, Apocalypto, Deja Vu.
“Christmas Is…” by Alvin and the Chipmunks
This Week’s Podcast is sponsored by Gummi Maggots ™ with free lazer tongs included!
“Candyman” by Cibo Matto
This Day in History
1791 - Constitution ratified
1939 - Gone with the Wind premiers in Atlanta, Georgia
1992 - Dr. Dre debuts the Chronic
1994 - Netspace 1.0 released.
1965 - Sound of Music came out
“My Favorite Things” by Negativland
Perry Logan talks about the list of the 20 most corrupt congress persons.
“As Long as There Is…” by I Monster
Book of Horrible Questions: Would you Renounce your Religion on TV? Carry a Cucumber in your Bum for a day? Drink Urine?
“Fairytale of New York” by the Pogues
The Guest Spot: Larry Runs for Office!!!
Tech Calls of the Week
“Biting Tongue” by Comeback Kid
The GAME SHOW!!!!
Todd and Marshall vs. Corey and Jay vs. Sir Mildred Pierce in:
Lovecraftian Mythos vs. Nintendo-verse.
“Low Rider” by War
Advice Column: Threesomes and Fear of Death
“Song 2″ by Blur
Dis and Praise: Bush, U.N. Sanctions, Zunes, Butch Walker, Erotica, Bad Drivers, The Dems.
“Judea’s Transmisson” by Mr. Dibbs
Mildred Reviews the World: “Government conspiracies”, Seafood
“Baba Yetu” by Christopher Tin
“If You Were Here” by Poe
Mass Cast 024 (Twenty)
December 12th, 2006
Welcome back Tammy and Jason to the Two Dozeneth Podcast!
Mildred Reviews the World: Trigun, Capcom vs. SNK, San Antonio, Borat, The Queen.
“O Tannenbaum” by TMBG which in my mind I imagine John Linnel as a Nazi officer in a Beerhaus
Perry Logan: Yammering on about some shit.
Easy E’s Jolly good X-mas song. (This song may include explicit lyrics.)
The Game Show!!! Japanese Monster OR a Biblical Character?
“Cosmic Rays” by Q Bert
“Little Drummer Boy” by David Bowie and Bing Crosby
The Guest Spot: Larry answers the question “Should kids be allowed to curse?”
Some Horrible Questions. Sabotaging Funerals, Pancrease McNuggets, etc.
“Hunchin’” Saint Tellah
Advice Column: I got the toilet paper in my shaved vagina caught in a door! or something like
that.
“Catch a Bad One” by Del the Funkee Homosapian
Tech Call to the week: Yammering on about some shit.
“The 1200 Days of Christmas” by E_B_A
Dis and Praise! Oh Dave is here! I Praise Dave!
“Christmas with the Devil” by Spinal Tap
Movie Reviews for Movies We’ve Never Seen: The Fountain, Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny,
Hostel 2
“Do-Re-Mi” by Julie Andrews
Add us to your myspace page! http://myspace.com/shapelessmasscast
Thanks for the Mass Cast, Part II
December 2nd, 2006
Here’s part II of the previous “Thanksgiving” episode that ran far too long 
enjoy!
Happy Podcast 23 Day, Part 1
November 26th, 2006This is a long podcast so we’re releasing it in two parts
“Superman” by Eminem
Product Placement: More nasty ass Pop Rocks!
“A Thanksgiving Prayer” by William S. Boroughs
Bacon talk for TGF oh the irony.
Movie Reviews for Movies We’ve Never Seen: Borat, Flags of Our Fathers, Santa Clause 3
“Black Dog” by Led Zepplin
Lets talk about politics and the election and all that stuff.
Guest Spot: Ghost talks about swear words
Now we talk about swear words and religion.
“Canceled Check” by Beck
Talkin’ about the trannies.
“Public Zepplin” by Z-Trip
The Game Show: Villain vs. Politician
Perry Logan: Republican Failures and the farting noises.
The Advice Column: My left wrist is swollen, Masturbating in Public?, Men crying?
Jerkit Circus by “Digital Underground”
Tech Calls of the week
“Y’all Should all get Lynched” by NY Oil
Mass Cast 22, by Sir Mildred Pierce
November 20th, 2006Here’s something a little different. E_B_A is on holiday this week so I’ll be doing the podcast by myself. It’s a mostly music cast for ya!
We’re 21 finally!
November 5th, 2006
BIZARRO Mass Cast
October 30th, 2006I think my prediction about people in alternate worldlines sending us podcasts came true because I found this on the server.
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October 23rd, 2006
Dave420 is back with the retort!
Ni-ni-ni-ni-nineteen
October 12th, 2006
Welcome back DJ Richie Rich!
“Nineteen” by Paul Hardcastle
Mildred Reviews the World: Richard I, a book of matches, Sconyers Bar-B-Que, Pong, Savannah.
“West Savannah” by Outkast
The Game Show: Sex Act vs. Chidren’s Act
The Guest Spot: Psycho
This Day in History: October 12
1792 - First celebration of Columbus Day in New York.
1810 - First Oktoberfest.
1892 - The Pledge of Allegiance is first recited in a US public school.
1928 - Iron lung first used.
1994 - NASA loses contect with Magellan spacecraft at Venus.
1998 - U.S. Congress passes the Digital Millennium Copyright Act.
2000 - USS Cole bombed
2002 - Bali Bombings
“DJ Greem Solo” by CDC
Another Game Show: Name That Scratch!
Perry Logan: The President sucked a dick
The Advice Column: Will my cat go to heaven? Prostate Cancer in my nuts? A Mascara that won’t streak?
“You Came to Party” by DJ Richie Rich
“Galang” by M.I.A.
Movie Reviews for Movies We’ve Never Seen: All the King’s Men, The Departed, Jackass Number Two.
“Digital Angels Crack the Sky” by E_B_A
The Metababy.com and Sketchzilla.com weather report.
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September 30th, 2006
Welcome to the outtakes episode. Instead of our usual fare we’ll be playing a series of outtakes from our previous sixteen episodes. As usual tho, we’ll be hittin’ your eardrums with some interesting tunes, including an exclusive premier from Sufjan Stevens, check it out.
Why Aeon Flux Sucks, Alien Pizza
“Breath from Another” by Esthero
Air scratching in old videos, “Spirit Stores” in Augusta, Art Bell
“Ça Plane Pour Moi” by Thee Headcoatess
The supposed meaning of 666, Biblical Outtakes, Bob Saget that sick fucker.
“Mary” by Jakdracula
Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary, Games in Cars
“Triple Optics” by Dilated Peoples
Buffy, The Chocolate Tardis, Bombing the Chinese, Drowning in France, Dubya vs. Kerry
“Ride the Woodbeast” by Sufjan Stevens
E_B_A’s first job, Dubya’s Sex life
“Tiger Woods” by Dan Bern
Why does England hate Australia?, E_B_A’s Police Hat, Guy Fawkes and the Exploding Royalty
“Wall Crawling Giant Insects” by The Herbaliser
Mildred thinks Faith No More is meh, Freedom War, Filming Animal Deaths, Dr. Ruth in Germany, Hip-Hop in Cinema
“Don’t Download this Song” by ‘Weird’ Al Yankovic
Dave’s hidden bathroom camera, Hip-Hop Pop, Jodi Foster’s Army Vandalism, Homeland Security Commercials
Sixteeeeeeeen!
September 21st, 2006
Welcome Nick, Derrick, Tamara, and John.
Dave’s retort to the DJ Shadow rant.
Billy S. - Collide (E_B_A Remix)
Mildred Reviews the World - Project Gotham Racing, Spongebob Squarepants, Thai food, Fergie, Al Gore inventing the Internets.
Mc Chris - Fett’s Vette
Tech Call of the Week
Guest Spot: Shitty Escapes
Underworld - Born Slippy
The Game Show: Punk Band vs. Folk Band
Advice Column: My Poop Smells R-E-A-L Bad, I’m Scared of Heights, The Anal Sex.
King Missile - Take Stuff From Work
Nick’s Sweatshop.
Eminem - Ass Like That
This Day in History:
Dr. Dre - Bitches Ain’t Shit
Perry Logan: Republicans Are Incompetent
Dr. Octagon - Wild and Crazy
Movie Reviews for Movies We’ve Never Seen - The Black Dahlia, Everyone’s Heros, Gridiron Gang.
Gorillaz - Dare
Mass Cast 15
September 17th, 2006
Mass Cast 15
“Makeshift Patriot” by Sage Francis
Reviews for Movies We’ve Never Seen: Hollywoodland, Idlewild, The Wicker Man
“Supergone” by Apex Zero
This Day in History: September 14
“Imagine” by A Perfect Circle
“Peace on Earth” by U2
September 11th Stories
Trivial Trivia: Pluto and the Space Shuttle
Perry Logan’s rant of the week
“Madman” by Vxid
The Advice Column: Making your hair shinier, Smoking the Chronic laced with Cocaine, Scared of doing Number 2 in public.
The Guest Spot
“I’m Afraid of Americans” by David Bowie a Trent Reznor
Zombie Monkey Ninja Pirate Robot News
“New York” by U2
Mildred Reviews the World: Ico, Asylum Street Strikers, Michael Jackson, Battle Royale, Queen
“Ogre” by Fingathing”
Mass Cast 14
September 7th, 2006
The Covers Episode!
August 31st, 2006
Welcome to our second Music Cast! In this episode we will be playing all sorts of songs you may have heard before, but perhaps not these versions. That’s right, this whole episode is going to be covers! Enjoy!
“Ping Island Lighting Strike…” by Mark Mothersbaugh
“Gently Johnny” by Caroline LaVelle
“DJ Andy Smith on the Wheels of Steel” by DJ Andy Smith
“Dub Will Tear Us Apart” by Jah Division
“Popcorn” by Aphex Twin
“About a Girl” by Cibo Matto
“Bring da Noize” by Anthrax
“La Promessa de Pescador” by Sergio Mendes & Brasil 66
“Suck” by Nine Inch Nails
“Come and Get It” by the Beatles
“The Power” by Chill Rob G
“Night and Day” by U2
“Rockit 2002″ by Herbie Hancock
“Bridge Over Troubled Water” by Johnny Cash
“I’ve Been Everywhere” by Johnny Cash
“Doo Wah Ditty” by 2 Live Crew
“Sweet Jane” by Mazzy Star
“Bella Ciao” by Hellblinki Sextet
“Lights Out” by Youth @ Risk
“God Gave Rock and Roll to You” by Petra
“Across the Universe” by Fiona Apple
“How Do” by The Sneaker Pimps
“Island” by Autour de Lucie
“Strawberry Letter 23″ by Digital Underground
“Strange Little Girl” by Tori Amos
“People are Strange” by Stina Nordenstam
“La Promessa de Pescador” by Cielo y Tierra
“Adventures on the Wheel of Steel” by Scratch Perverts
“Bukolla” by Bjork
“Jackin yo Freaks” by Atmosphere
“Femme Fatale” by R.E.M.
“Down with the Sickness” by Richard Cheese
“Angry White Boy Polka” by Weird Al Yankovic
“My Favorite Things” by Outkast
“Jessica” by They Might Be Giants
“Void” by E_B_A
“Very Strange Medley” by Barry Manilow
“Children’s Story” by Black Star
“Aguas de Marco” by Cibo Matto
“The Devil Went Down to Georgia” by The Goodies
“In a Manner of Speaking” by Nouvelle Vague
“I Got to Have it Too” by Aceyalone
“Against all Odds” by The Postal Service
“Pledge Drive” by Self Jupiter