Shapeless Mass Cast

Mass Cast 10 (Twelve)

Welcome Steffanie “Feysylph” to the podcast!

Song: “All For the Money” by Compton’s Most Wanted

Movie Reviews for Movies We’ve Never Seen: Step Up, Little Man, Material Girls

Song: “Swingin’ On a Star” by Frank Sinatra

Science News! Dark Matter, Redefining Planets

The Game Show: Sex Toys vs. Kid’s Toys

Song: “Swan, Swan, Hummingbird” by R.E.M.

This Day in History: August 23
1456 - Printing of the Gutenberg Bible was Completed
1853 - First Potato Chips
1891 - Edison patents motion picture camera
1967 - Abbie Hoffman and some hippies throw dollar bills on to the floor of the NYSE.
1981 - Mark David Chapman sentenced for killing Lennon
1989 - Voyager 2 passes Neptune
1992 - Hurricane Andrew
1995 - Windows 95 released
2004 - Two airliners in Russia are brought down by suicide bombers.

Song: “Star-Pointro” by The Roots

The Advice Column: Should I remove my Wisdom teeth before the rapture? Fear of Walkin Closets, Bathrobes, and Toilets.

Song “Numb” (Soul Assassins Remix) by U2

Duodecimalism

Song: “Who Are All These People” by Dan Warren

Song: “Absolutely Bill’s Mood” by They Might Be Giants

Perry Logan talks about his thoughts on Republicans: A Prayer for the Death of All Republicans, Alex Jones is a Nazi Turd, and Psychotic Jukebox. Check out Perry’s videos at youtube.

Mildred Reviews the World: E_B_A’s lost ATM card, Egg McMuffins, The Matrix Trilogy, Nazi Germany, Daylight Saving Time

E_B_A responds to quis23’s response to E_B_A’s dissing of DJ Shadow’s new album.

Shoutouts.

This is an amazing podcast! This is the first one with a woman. We welcome Mildred’s sister, Cristen!

Song: “Parallel Universes” by Dan Warren

Stories about Mildred’s and his sister’s youth.

Mildred Reviews the World: Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Tetris DS, Testing on inmates, Prince John from Robin Hood, and Australia.

Song: “Importance of Being” by The Postal Service

This Day in History: August 16

Song: “New World” by Bjork

The advice column: Some guy who wants to become a Satanist and some other guy who is obsessed with third nipples.

Song: “Get off my Dick and Tell yo Bitch to Come Here” by Ice Cube

Guest Spot: Ghost talks about Forrest who can auto-felatiate.

The Game Show!!!! Shakespeare Character or B-Movie Character

Song: “Nikki” by the Asylum Street Spankers

Robot Zombie Monkey Ninja Pirate news: ATF rids University of Georgia of NINJA THREAT

Song: “We’re All Fugitives” by E_B_A

The “Real” News: Fox to offer up movies and TV for download, Homeland Security wants less Constitution

Song: “Karmacoma” (DJ Shadow Remix) by Massive Attack

Movie Reviews for Movies We’ve Never Seen: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, The Night Listener, Zoom

Song: “Paper Tiger” by Beck

Shoutouts!!!!!

Welcome back to the podcast, Dave!!!  He has a few things to say about what E_B_A said about LL.

Song: “Synthetic Starlight” by E_B_A

E_B_A got a new computer!

Movie Reviews for Movies We’ve Never Seen: The Descent, Superman Returns,

Welcome to the podcast again, Toddy. And we read some hatemail.

Song: “The Time of my Life” by Sage Francis

Mildred Reviews the World: Reservoir Dogs, “Luno” by Bloc Party, “America” by Jon Stewart, Destroy All Humans, eating rats, Stonehenge, The Big Bang, The Internet is a series of tubes, James I,

Song: “The Internet is For Porn” by Avenue Q

This Day in History: August 3
1527 - First known letter sent from North America
1934 - Adolf Hitler becomes Fuhrer of Germany
1977 - U.S. Senate holds hearings on MKULTRA
1981 - Air traffic controllers go on strike

Song: “Never Underestimate” by Usung Heroes

Guest Spot: A full moon on Friday the 13th and on Halloween

Song: “Softly” by Sibylle Baier

The Advice Column!

Song: “What Deaner Was Talking About” by Ween

Robot Pirate Zombie Ninja Monkey news: Pirate Movie isn’t number 1 anymore and Lance Bass is gay.

Song: “Waste of Money” by Allen Sherman

Movie Reviews for Movies we’ve never seen: Miami Vice, Lady in the Water, John Tucker Must Die

Song: “Compromise of 1984″ by Chiodos

Mildred reads emails

Song: “Lights Out” by the Angry Samoans

Movie Reviews for Movies We’ve Never Seen: Scary Movie 4, Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift, Clerks II.

Song: “The Outsiders” by R.E.M.

This Day in History: July 27
1866 - Trans-Atlantic Cable completed.
1949 - First flight of the DH Comet jetliner.
1974 - House Judicial Comitee recommends impeachment of Nixon.
1996 - Olympic Bombing in Atlanta.

Song: “Get it Together” by the Beastie Boys

Guest Spot: vxid’s wife yells at vxid a lot.

Zombie Ninja Robot Pirate Monkey News: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie!

Song: “Forty Dollar Rug” by Department of Eagles

News: Stem Cell Research, Microsoft iPod Rival, Myspace Goes Down, Tourist Space Walks.

Song: “Cosmic Rays” by DJ Q-Bert

Mildred Reviews the World: Reanimator, Faith No More

Song: “Zombie Eaters” by Faith No More

Mildred Reviews the World: Found Magazine, LEGO Star Wars, Rhinehart’s Oyster Bar, Washington, D.C.

Song: “Day Off in the Life” by B.Y.O.B.

Mildred Reviews the World: King Tut’s Tomb, Pet Rocks, Prince Charles, Rubick’s Cube

Song: “Your Ghost” by Kristen Hersh

Shoutouts!!!!!

Sorry for the Late upload folks!

In this issue we welcome our friend Todd.

Reading emails.

Todd bitches about his crappy iPod.

Song: “The Love Song” by k-os

Mildred Reviews the World: “Family Ties”, “Aliens” Dr. Octagon, “Nothing in This Book Is True, but It’s Exactly How Things Are” by Bob Frissell, “The Getaway: Black Monday”, Pizza, Aiken, Israel and the Hezbollah, Monster Truck tires on a Beetle, Longshanks, Microsoft Windows Vista.

Song: “New Slang” by the Shins

Mildred vs. Toddy in “Rapper vs. Wrestler”

Song: “Jack the Ripper” by LL Cool J

The Guest Spot: “Craig strip teasing to Erotica”

This Day in History: July 19

1879 - Doc Holiday kills for the first time.
1912 - Metorite explodes over Holbrook, Arizona.
1985 - Christa McAuliffe announced as part of Challenger shuttle mission.
1989 - United 232 crashes in Souix City, Iowa.

Song: “Baby Love Child” by Pizzicato Five

Movie Reviews for Movies We’ve Never Seen: “Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties”, “Waist Deep”, “Unidentified”.
Song: “Bus to Beezlebub” by Soul Coughing

Tech Call of the Week

In this episode we welcome Augusta emcees Saint Tellah and Tribe

Starting out with all sorts of talk about politics and the media

Movie Reviews for Movies We’ve Never Seen: The Lake House, The Devil Wears Prada, An Inconvenient Truth.
Song: “Tzama Lchol Nadhi / Got No Water” by Matisyahu

Saint Tellah interviews E_B_A

Ghost’s Guest Spot: The Impossible Situp

This Day in History: July 12, The Most Boring Day in History
1933 - First Minimum Wage law in the US
1759 - French and Indian War: British fire on Quebec City
1937 - Bill Cosby was born

Robot Pirate Ninja Zombie Monkey Octopus News: Mildred saw the Pirate movie

Song: “Enamoring Amatuers” by Saint Tellah

Saint Tellah tells it like it is about being an indie artist.

Mildred Reviews the World: Firefly/Serenity, ATLiens…

Song: “Khadijah” by Dirt Nation, thanks to Office Thug mp3 blog for posting the mp3.

…More Mildred Reviews: The Bible, Mario Bros., ribs, Hell, JFK and Marilyn Monroe, Hip-Hop, Queen Mary I, masturbation

Saint Tellah Freestyle

Shoutouts and reading Tops’es email.

We’re a bit late on this one, but since we’re not releasing a podcast next week because we’re all going to be off blowing stuff up with fireworks and what not we decided it would make a good bridge. It’s a little longer than previous podcasts too.

This week we’re doing our first Music Cast! If you want to subscribe to the Shapeless Mass Music Casts as a seperate feed you can do so by using this link: http://podcast.shapelessmass.com/?feed=rss5

You don’t need to subscribe to it if you already subscribe to the Mass Cast feed since it will be included in our regular Mass Cast lineup. Anyway, it’s 100% music and so here’s the songs we’ve got for you today:

“It’s Not My Birthday” by They Might Be Giants
“Smoke’em Like a Blunt” by Spice One
“These Are Our Children” by I Monster
“Three Eyed Cowboy” by AWOL One
“The City of New Orleans” by Arlo Guthrie
“Katrina Klap” by Mos Def
“Sailing by Night” by Department of Eagles
“Yesterday (E_B_A Remix)” by The Carpenters
“I Summon You” by Spoon
“Hip-Hop Junkies” by Nice and Smooth
“Litli Arabadrengu” by Björk
“The Murder Faktory” DJ D-Styles
“Innuendo” by Queen
“Clockwork Family” by Dan Warren
“Superhero” by Love Button
“Eve of Distruction” by Bishop Allen
“Deep Space 9mm” by Company Flow
“Please” by U2
“Sea Lion” by Sage Francis
“Somersault (Dangermouse Remix)” by Zero 7, ft. MF Doom
“Sons of Third Bass” by Third Bass
“Flying V” by They Might Be Giants
“D & W” by They Might Be Giants
“The Web” by The Roots
“From the Chuuuch to the Palace” by Snoop Dogg
“Humps for the Blvd.” by Rodeny O Joe Cooley
“Sunday” by Cibo Matto

In this episode we talk a little bit with Dave Muñoz, a.k.a. Dave420, a.k.a. Dunderwerks. I lied last week about the all-music podcast, that’ll be later this month.

Dave’s retorts to last week’s podcast: Robin Williams and John Leguizamo don’t suck

Taco Bell’s Taco Zodiac wherein we explore the mystic qualities of CrunchWraps and Hard Tacos but not Apple Empañadas.

Happy Birthday Jessica!

Song: “Birthday Cake” by Cibo Matto

Mildred Reviews the World: Peter Jackson’s “King Kong”, Gnarls Barkley, “Another Roadside Attraction” by Tom Robbins, “Halo“, Lasagna, Atlanta, Corn Ethanol, Prince Albert, Dave’s music.

Song: “Glacier Prophet” by Dunderwerks

Guest Spot: Ghost talks about my ‘80 Carolla and E_B_A’s fear of falling asleep in the same room as Ghost.

Robot Zombie Pirate Ninja Monkey News: We introduce E_B_A to Ask a Ninja , wherein we watch the “What is a Podcast” episode.

Bush warns Iran and North Korea not to be make nukes.

Song: “Whore!” by Dan Warren

Trivial Trivia by Sir Mildred Pierce

Movie Reviews for Movies We’ve Never Seen: Tyler Perry’s Medea’s Family Reunion, Hoodwinked, Mission Impossible III.

Song: “Trainspotting” by Dunderwerks

The Gotcha! Game

This Day in History: June 21
Happy Solstice
1940 - World War II: France surrenders to Germany.
1947 - Harold Dahl claims to have seen six UFOs and reports the first modern Men in Black encounter.
1982 - John Hinckley is found not guilty by reason of insanity.
1989 - Supreme Court rules that flag burning is protected speech.
2004 - SpaceShipOne becomes the first privately funded spaceplane to achieve spaceflight.

In Mass Cast number 3 we welcome good friend and local musician, Chuck “vxid” Merrit. You might know him from the bands The Sixth Hour and Youth at Risk.

E_B_A v. vxid in Trivial Trivia by Sir Mildred Pierce

Song: “South Carolina” by They Might Be Giants

Movie Reviews for Movies We’ve Never Seen: “The Bench Warmers”, “RV”, “The Omen”

E_B_A’s Top Ten Zombie Films!!!

Song: “Nevermore (E_B_A Remix)” by The Sixth Hour

This Day in History: June 14

1900: Hawai’i becomes a US terratory
1938: First Superman Comic Bo
1940: Paris falls under German occupation
1991: Marshall Ledbetter occupies the Florida Capital building
1993: Syringes in Diet Coke Cans

E_B_A talks backwards like that Twin Peaks midget man.

Guest Spot: Jackal’s rosethorned bullwhip and Ghost pees in drawers.

CAMP GITMO!!!

Song: “Throw Them A’s Up” by Dunderwerks

Mildred Reviews the World: “Battlestar Galactica”, Live, “The Hound of the Baskervilles”, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, trans-Neptunian objects, Prince William, The 2000 Election, Botox, The Joker

What a tiring podcast. Next week is our ALL MUSIC podcast!!! Also look for some outtakes soon.

In today’s podcast we talk a little with local musician DJ Richie Rich.

Song: “Do That Dance” by DJ Richie Rich

Movie Reviews for movies we’ve never seen: Hoot, The Shaggy Dog, See No Evil

Song: “Snowman in the Rain” by The Interröbang Cartel

Wanna-be TERRORISTS in Canada!

Guest Spot: Ghost talks about abortion protests and seeing some crazy christian bikers driving down the road.

E_B_A vs. DJ Richie Rich in NAME THAT SCRATCH!!!

Beotch!

Mildred Reviews the World: “The DaVinci Code”, “Battle Royale” Manga, “Stars are Blind” by Paris Hilton, Sushi

Song: “Imperial Scratch” by DJ Richie Rich

Mildred Reviews more of the World: Waffle House, “Shadow of the Colossus”, The Boston Tea Party, Elizabeth I, Egalitarianism, Cat Debbie

In this episode:

Midred makes fun of Aussies.

E_B_A’s Top Ten list of Women lots of guys think are hot, but aren’t.

Song: “Noam Chomsky Spring Break 2002″ by Department of Eagles

Movie Reviews for Movies We Haven’t Even Seen: “An American Haunting”, “Stay Alive”, “X-Men: The Last Stand”

PEZ gifts from Steffanie and thoughts about PEZ

This Day in History: 1884: Kellog patents corn flakes.

Song: “Vent (E_B_A Remix)” by Chairleg

Robot Zombie Pirate Monkey Ninja News: 2006 Inductees to the Robot Hall of Fame

Some Rubbish about ISP’s passing laws to charge access to websites.

Mildred Reviews the World: “Oldboy“, “Six Days” by DJ Shadow, “Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth”, “We Love Katamari”, Kraft Macaroni & Cheese, Nome, The James Brown Music Festival, Hanging Christmas Trees Upsidedown, Henry VIII, and the 80’s.

Shoutouts.

Welcome to the new podcast. This is the Shapeless Mass podcast by E_B_A and Sir Mildred Pierce. In the show you’ll find the following:

Perry Bible Fellowship has SUCKED lately.

Robot Zombie Pirate Monkey Ninja News: Pirates of the Carribean Ride at Disney World

Reviews of movies we’ve never even seen: “Lucky Number Slevin“, “Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector“, and “Eight Below“

This Day in History: May 25
1659: Richard Cromwell resigns as Lord Protector of England following the restoration of the Long Parliament.
1787: In Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, delegates convene a Constitutional Convention to write a new Constitution for the United States.
1992: Jay Leno takes over as host of The Tonight Show.
1997: Strom Thurmond becomes the longest-serving member in the history of the United States Senate, at 41 years and 10 months.

Song “L. Ron Hubbard” by the Fabulous Entourage

Mildred Reviews the World: “Chasing Amy“, “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana, “If Chins Could Kill” by Bruce Campbell, “The Godfather: The Game“, Cadbury Eggs, The Augusta Common, Princess Diana, and Wool Socks.

Song “New York’s Finest (E_B_A Remix)” by Xenex

E_B_A’s Tech Call of the Week

More Robot Zombie Pirate Monkey Ninja News: The fully automated shipyard

NSA Wiretapping

Shoutouts